Hush about the spam Safety, thank you for the response once again. A quick update: My Launchpad now literally ceases to function no matter what USB cable or port I connect it to. My Launchkey on the other seems to still just work whenever it feels like it, which is better nothing I suppose.. *attempting to find a bright side*. Anyway, seems like there's not much to be done at this point, I'll continue to wait for a response from Novation.
Edit uno: "just to please you." By the way the port can't be a reason why it's happening, because my Launchkey is literally brand new, got it a day ago. The Launchpad on the other hand... I really just have no idea since it just doesn't work at all now, the port may be the issue but when looking at it nothing seems wrong.